10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus