10 Random Poker Quotes

• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.