10 Random Poker Quotes

• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS