10 Random Poker Quotes

• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.