10 Random Poker Quotes

• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "No river, no fish."
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"