10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- It's Free To Fold...
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...