10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.