10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die