10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Poker is for loners.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen