10 Random Poker Quotes

• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss