10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.