10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.