10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)