10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "No river, no fish."
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- It's Free To Fold...
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow