10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."