10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.