10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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