10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Poker is for fat, American losers.