10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack