10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Welcome to kicker school