10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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