10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Fook the floosh droo!
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it