10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)