10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim