10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.