10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!