10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez