10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)