10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders