10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth