10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."