10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- It's Free To Fold...
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!