10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones