10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fold and live to fold again
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury