10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.