10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- im going to 2 out you to death