10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.