10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!