10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.