10 Random Poker Quotes

Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
in the poker game of life women are the rake
People who play poker often wear raw hide.
"I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
You have to piss with the dick you have
"My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
im going to 2 out you to death