10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.