10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.