10 Random Poker Quotes

• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Welcome to kicker school
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.