10 Random Poker Quotes

• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is