10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.