10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester