10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger