10 Random Poker Quotes

• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha