10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Poker is for loners.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.