10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus